ChrNo H!P Captions

Here is a collection of Hello! Project Captions that ChrNo did over at JPM (Jpopmusic Forums) as h20 - carefully collected by her man, sh15uya - to just HOW HILARIOUS she was. and this is OLD SCHOOL btw, like before her Berryz fandom so lotsa Hello! Morning skits and such:

here is just a taste.








LMFAO!! some of them are so to the core. oh poor Risa jokes and Aibon and Nono overeating. THOSE WAS THE GOLDEN ERA!! Fuck ChrNo you the funny.

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(more after "the jump") and on picroda

ChrNo - 1st Album (2008)

Presenting to you a FLASH FROM THE PAST. A snapshot of the sheer creativity, hilarious and fun person that ChrNo was, how she loved to sing. HER FIRST ALBUM! 



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original - amr ver http://www.mediafire.com/?qyb01iq7bmq8g3l
orignal + re-encode 192kps MP3 ver: http://www.mediafire.com/?m9fpl1txab4fcxn

Produced by alter-ego Ethan Petrelli. I think it was around the time when I asked her to do a splitter for me on JPH!P Radio and she didn't really have a mic BUT was always down with The Clown. She ended up using her cell phone and recorded these songs from there. I couldn't open it (didn't have a good enough computer for Quicktime / mobile phone files) until recently and man, it is just like a warm sense hearing her.

Love the rants too. She didn't care if it sounded perfect, she did it cuz she loved to. lol @ Britney reference then the Chinese to French.....like she there talking with you.

The ChrNo JPH!P Tribute Show will be on JPH!P Radio May 28 10:30 PM EST & repeat May 29th right after HiP HoP Hizzy. Hosted by daigong.

Now taking your song dedications and messages. Mostly I will be ranting in Cantonese, French, and English about ChrNo.

The thing I remember the most and admire about ChrNo is she is one of the HiPstaz that "gets it" - ready to contribute and take part to the best of her ability. Coming to me with ideas and always down with our HiPster schemes. I finally found her materials she submitted. A few sigs, that made me go 'GENIUS!'



and she whipped up the forum banner:


I hereby declare "Za Story of Noisy Hipstaz" the JPH!P National Anthem and to be sung at every drunk party to honour ChrNo's brilliant comic stylings.

[JPHiP] Za Story of Noisy HiPstaz (ChrNo OPV)

here's the MP3 version: http://www.mediafire.com/?gnrxvxzlh76l8e3

Lyrics 100% written by her, in Cantonese, French, and English!

The Evil Super Villain : tamatron !

If you wanna meet tama just come to IRC
she is hiding and butt lurking, don't worry
if she comes and slaps you with a large trout
that means she likes you, no doubt !

your face is a mess

master of ass : Daigong !

If you knew a bit Chinese you would like his name
it's so pervy and so friendly, all his fame !
he makes Rika worship a real business
and brushing your teeth shameless

lei haimhai sexy daiga ?! hell yes Rika is sexy !

*chorus :
Wooooo pants
you'll have to drop them all
helicopters and your hands
are just waiting for your call

Write it wordsworth !

From Risa to Risako he just loves them all
even the eggs he puts them in pokeball
but with the younger ones he can't talk pervs
that always gets on his nervs

a cat is fine too !

stomp the bug : ziggurat !

Mysterious closet wota who really loves lurking
he got horny the first time he saw High-king
Captain or Dawa wota he can't decide
that's why he would come then hide

Captain, Dawa...no Take-chan !

*chorus

Momowota nachdenki !

Géant du pays des bieres avec le tshirt Momo
vu dans la video d'Erina Mano
pour revoir Momo en concert il vendrait son corps
ya pas a dire il est hardcore
(Giant with the shirt Momo from the country of Beer
spotted in the video of Erina Mano
he would sell his body in order to meet Momo again
Hardcore that's for sure)

Gutentag !

shirenu pop !

Cette petite finlandaise haute comme 3 pommes
adore jouer aux sim's avant de faire un somme
mais ce qu'elle aime d'avantage ce sont les oeufs
Hello!ProjectEggs hummm fameux
(This little Finnish girl as tall as 3 apples
loves playing the Sim's before going to sleep
but what she loves even more are eggs
Hello!ProjectEggs hummm Yummy)

let's play poupéegirl !

*chorus

Inglorious basterd : masa !

yatyat hei keu kan fang do maijuu yapounmouy !
keu vouy yan den tcho lei ton panyaw yampouy !
fei heu yapoun keen rika hai keu monseun
maan maan keu vouy ty keu cheung seun
in his room everyday completely absorbed by japanese girls
he would surely come out to have a drink with some friends
fly to japan to meet rika is his dream
every night he stares at her picture

this is jph!p babe !

Grant my wish sh15uya !

If you want some asian pop ask in the asshole
he will find it for you like it's his life goal
it just means you are lazy to try google
i know you would rather ogle

upload, uploading !

It's BatCat Stryfe !

alcoholic hairy face great kebab eater
genius master of the h!p bday counter
he would make another one for Miyabi
to count the days without PB

Do you Aibutt ?
 

Everyone do a verse. In French, In English, In Cantonese. Her native languages. Lyrics for ChrNo.

Then we'll keep adding verses for all HiPstaz who want to get involved and make it the biggest longest JKM Remix in history. I've already had Ongaku! Project on board to produce, then we'll debut it on The ChrNo Tribute Radio Show.

I hereby rename our official mascot as ChrNo.

she designed these back in 2007 - managed to dig these up.

how about official jph!p icons ?

tama xD

people on the chat want it to look like more a heart than a peach ahaha

well, just tell what i should do and if you like it

Told her I loved it, but to make it look more like an ass



You can see the lil guy in her drawings too.


I dreamt of cartoon series and such. Hope we can make that a reality someday, for you ChrNo!!

breaks my heart, i will never see you again.

I hereby declare April 26 as Remembrance Day. To remember and celebrate the life and impact Jennifer Tam has had on our lives here at JPH!P and beyond. To be forever enshrined as a JPH!P Legend at this page: http://jphip.com/chrno

After The ChrNo Tribute Show, we will lock her memorial thread.

The Berryz Fandom @ JPH!P will forever be strong, make you so proud homegirl. Every "BERRYZ SAIKOU! OI! OI! OI!" will be dedicated to you, mon amie.

One Love.

dai-tan


eta:
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I am sorry to bring this news...we have lost a great HiPster in 


Our condolences to ChrNo's friends and her mom, god bless the Tam Family.

Details still coming in. The news from sh15uya via his facebook

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chocked, stunned and deeply saddened, I have to announce to you that my lovely Jen (aka ChrNo) has passed away this morning (the 26th April)

Jen, I hope so much you're in better place
I'll never forget the 6 years we shared together
May you find peace.
♥
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he PM'd me earlier

Hi,

don't know if you know it already (maybe she sent you (words, tama etc..) a msg coz she was online this morning)
don't know how to say it actually

Jen is no more, she decided to leave this world this morning

but because she battled psychological issues throughout her life, we had to confirm and sadly, and earlier this morning, sh15uya told me he talked to her cousin that yeah, it was true.

One of the most amazing HiPsters I have ever encountered. Her artwork, her love for singing (she basically did the entire JPH!P JKM, which we will release soon) and she was like my little Cantonese sister, talking positivity about life. One of the biggest Berryz Fans, she represented Miyabi to the fullest. We presented her drawings to Berryz at Sakura Con and they were blown away. ChrNo, let me tell you all about it in my dreams tonight. I miss you so much, siu pung yah, dai gah hoy sum gei leem lay!!!!!

May she rest in peace and her legacy will continue to shine bright here at